Snake City - Pacta sunt serpenda

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Within a society of snakes upkeeping of law and order is of the upmost importance. In our slithery society, judges are the unsung heroes of snake shenanigans. They're the ones who decode our legal hisses, settle disputes and make sure every snake gets their property, freedom, and nesting space respected.

*Technical info*

β€’ πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈ An Eminence multi-color embroidery. πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈ

β€’ Including both tome and gavel for increased authority πŸ“šπŸ”¨

β€’ Unisex: True to size, expect the sizes to match common sizesπŸ“

β€’ Heavy weight fabric πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ

β€’ Locally designed in MalmΓΈ πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ

β€’ Price include Swedish VAT and shipping πŸ’Έ

β€’ Delivery is usually about 2 weeks πŸš› πŸ“¦

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

β€’ 100% cotton
β€’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β€’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton
β€’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β€’ Fabric weight: 170-180 g/mΒ²
β€’ Open-end yarn
β€’ Tubular fabric
β€’ Taped neck and shoulders
β€’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

πŸ› Care instructions 🧼
β€’ Machine wash inside out: warm (max 40C or 105F) Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
β€’ Tumble dry: low, or hang-dry for longest life
β€’ Iron: cool inside-out, do not iron decoration.
β€’ Do not dryclean

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Within a society of snakes upkeeping of law and order is of the upmost importance. In our slithery society, judges are the unsung heroes of snake shenanigans. They're the ones who decode our legal hisses, settle disputes and make sure every snake gets their property, freedom, and nesting space respected.

*Technical info*

β€’ πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈ An Eminence multi-color embroidery. πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈ

β€’ Including both tome and gavel for increased authority πŸ“šπŸ”¨

β€’ Unisex: True to size, expect the sizes to match common sizesπŸ“

β€’ Heavy weight fabric πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ

β€’ Locally designed in MalmΓΈ πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ

β€’ Price include Swedish VAT and shipping πŸ’Έ

β€’ Delivery is usually about 2 weeks πŸš› πŸ“¦

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

β€’ 100% cotton
β€’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β€’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton
β€’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β€’ Fabric weight: 170-180 g/mΒ²
β€’ Open-end yarn
β€’ Tubular fabric
β€’ Taped neck and shoulders
β€’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

πŸ› Care instructions 🧼
β€’ Machine wash inside out: warm (max 40C or 105F) Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
β€’ Tumble dry: low, or hang-dry for longest life
β€’ Iron: cool inside-out, do not iron decoration.
β€’ Do not dryclean

Within a society of snakes upkeeping of law and order is of the upmost importance. In our slithery society, judges are the unsung heroes of snake shenanigans. They're the ones who decode our legal hisses, settle disputes and make sure every snake gets their property, freedom, and nesting space respected.

*Technical info*

β€’ πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈ An Eminence multi-color embroidery. πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈ

β€’ Including both tome and gavel for increased authority πŸ“šπŸ”¨

β€’ Unisex: True to size, expect the sizes to match common sizesπŸ“

β€’ Heavy weight fabric πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ

β€’ Locally designed in MalmΓΈ πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ

β€’ Price include Swedish VAT and shipping πŸ’Έ

β€’ Delivery is usually about 2 weeks πŸš› πŸ“¦

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

β€’ 100% cotton
β€’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β€’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton
β€’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β€’ Fabric weight: 170-180 g/mΒ²
β€’ Open-end yarn
β€’ Tubular fabric
β€’ Taped neck and shoulders
β€’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

πŸ› Care instructions 🧼
β€’ Machine wash inside out: warm (max 40C or 105F) Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
β€’ Tumble dry: low, or hang-dry for longest life
β€’ Iron: cool inside-out, do not iron decoration.
β€’ Do not dryclean

Constitution:

We, the serpentine inhabitants of Snake City, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice among scales, ensure domestic tranquility within our coiled confines, provide for the common defense against fang and folly, promote the general welfare of our serpent kin, and secure the blessings of liberty for ourselves and our scaled progeny, do ordain and establish this Constitution for Snake City.

 

Β§1: The Right to Coil

All serpents within Snake City shall have the inherent right to coil and uncoil freely. This fundamental right shall not be infringed, and any attempt to restrict a snake's ability to coil shall be deemed a violation of this Constitution.

 

Β§2: The Venomous Right to Self-Defense

Every snake possesses the venomous right to defend itself against threats, ensuring the safety and security of its scales and kin. The right to self-defense shall be upheld and protected by the Serpentine Judiciary.

 

Β§3: Territorial Sovereignty

The territorial boundaries of each snake shall be recognized and respected by others. Intrusion into another snake's territory without consent shall be deemed an offense, subject to legal consequences.

 

Β§4: Equality in Scales

All snakes, regardless of size, color, or pattern, shall be treated with equality before the law. Discrimination based on scales, whether in the form of coloration or pattern, is strictly prohibited.

 

Β§5: Freedom of Shedding

Every snake shall have the freedom to shed its skin without interference. The act of shedding is considered sacred and shall be protected from unauthorized collection or trade.

 

Β§6: Nesting Rights

Nesting grounds shall be considered sacred spaces, and all snakes have the right to establish and protect their nests. Trespassing or interference with nesting activities shall be subject to legal consequences.

 

Β§7: Strong Property Ownership, Including Labor Fruits

Every snake in Snake City has the inherent right to strong property ownership, covering nesting grounds, belongings, and the fruits of labor. Trespassing or interference is a violation, subject to legal consequences. The Serpentine Judiciary safeguards this right, fostering a secure environment. Disputes will be adjudicated with fairness and respect for individual domains.

 

Β§8: Venomous Assault Prohibition

The use of venomous assaults against fellow snakes, except in cases of self-defense, is strictly prohibited. Any snake found guilty of venomous assault shall face legal consequences.

 

Β§9: Freedom of Slither

The freedom to slither through the alleys and streets of Snake City shall be unrestricted. Any attempt to impede a snake's natural slithering movement shall be considered a violation of this constitutional right.

 

Β§10: Every snake in Snake City enjoys the inviolable right to serpentine expression, encompassing all forms of communication. Any attempt to stifle or censor serpentine voices is a severe transgression, subject to legal consequences. The Serpentine Judiciary upholds this right, ensuring snakes can articulate thoughts and ideas without fear. Disputes will be adjudicated with unwavering commitment to liberty and individual autonomy.

 

Β§11: Amendments and Tail Amendments

This Constitution may be amended by a two-thirds majority of serpent votes. Amendments shall be proposed in the form of "Tail Amendments" and must undergo rigorous scrutiny by the Serpentine Judiciary before ratification.

 

In the spirit of serpentine unity, this Constitution shall be the supreme law of Snake City, guiding the scales and ensuring a harmonious existence within its bordersπŸπŸ“œβš–οΈ